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The Last Will and Testament of Jeridan Dilbrun, Emperor Shadow I
Recorded Satunda, Helona 115 A.B.Y.,
Imperial Palace, Kuat
I am the Dark Lord of the Sith. If I say stop, it is done. If I say laugh, it is done. If I say die, it is done. I was not born to become Emperor, but I took it: It was mine. I orchestrated and have managed the most successful era this Empire has ever known, but all good things have their ends.
It is my wish to have a State Funeral, the specifics of which are on file in the Church of the Dark Side, wherein every planet of the Empire is to be in someway represented. The planets hosting portions of the Funeral are as follows: Kuat, Coruscant, Kroprulu and Csilla. My final resting place is to be determined by the Family Dilbrun and my Grand Vizier.
Let it be known that from this hour henceforth, the rightful heir- legally and spiritually- to the throne of the Eternal Empire and all rights inherent to it, belongs solely to Jinko Celchu, Son of Chandrila, Darth Prognie.
It is my stern command that the capital of the Eternal Empire remain on Kuat and that the Dilbrun Family act as Executor of Property and Territory for the capital until circumstances render the population impractical.
Upon my death, Bothans are to be pardoned of all crimes in recognition of their contributions to the intelligence community.
A portion of the curios and artifacts currently under guard in my personal stores on Wayland, Myrkyr, Ziost, Csilla and Coruscant are to be bequeathed to the Emperor-in-waiting upon my death. Further instructions are sealed and under the care of my daughter Killian concerning specific items and their care.
I pledge fifty percent of my personal fortune [monetary only] to my daughter, Killian. All non-monetary assets not expressly named here are to pass directly into the hands of Killian Dilbrun.
Ten percent of my monetary holding is to be gifted to the Chiss Ascendancy by my successor, Darth Prognie, upon my death in recognition of their assistance during my reign and a gesture of goodwill for the future.
Five percent of my monetary holding is to be dedicated to the operations of the Church of the Dark Side.
Twenty percent of my monetary holding shall be appropriated to the classified operations of The Falan Group.
The remaining fifteen percent of my monetary holding is to be spent building monuments, libraries, as well as other public and private institutions in my honor.
To my longtime friend and confidant Zania Rebus, Darth Ducki, I return her ancestor Androv’s original tomes and manuscripts.
To Stap Mangus Praxeum, Darth Praxeum, I bequeath my viridian blade in recognition of his service and the continued hope that he will never forget his education.
To my Grand Vizier, J’yph Asmodeus, the Darth Acrimonus, I leave my collection of instructional Holocrons with the hope that they may be properly preserved and studied.
Killian Dilbrun retains the extensive list of personal property appropriations not outlined here.
It is so commanded, so shall it be done.
Jeridan Peverell Shesh Dilbrun,
His Majesty, Emperor Shadow I _________________
That, that is, is; that, that is not, is not.
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