Twist a Wish

Superior Nighthawk

This is a game where you make a wish and the next person to post, twists it around so it has a bad outcome. Then that same poster makes another wish and so on and so forth. I'll start.

I wish I had a pet tiger.
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High Prophet Crozeus

Your tiger would kill/maim you.

I wish Vala had a tiger Razz

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Darth Krathy

Vala's tiger would eat you.

I wish I had pizza.
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Supreme Commander Alor

The pizza would have pepperoni. And you'd be a vegan.

I wish I had a lightsaber.
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Once known as Darth Marix

High Prophet Crozeus

You'd be arrested.

I wish Will turned out to be an alien.
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Supreme Commander Alor

He would, but he'd have a taste for human flesh.

I wish I didn't have Economics class right now.
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Once known as Darth Marix

Jastin · Sith Apprentice Joined: 02 Oct 2009 Posts: 271

You wouldn't get your degree and you'd end up scrubbing toilets.

Supreme Commander Alor

[[Its a dual major, so I'd still get one degree. You're supposed to make a wish after you twist the one before yours.]]
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Once known as Darth Marix

Jastin · Sith Apprentice Joined: 02 Oct 2009 Posts: 271

((sorry I knew I had forgotten something))I wish I had a girlfriend.

Lord Aequitas

Who would break your heart by cheating on you with your brother/best friend.

I wish I didn't have to wish in 'twist a wish'.
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Jastin · Sith Apprentice Joined: 02 Oct 2009 Posts: 271

You'd get spammed by a million people telling you to make a wish.I wish that my little brother wasn't mean.

High Mage Serratus

Your little brother wouldn't be mean, because you wouldn't have one. You and your little brother would switch bodies, so he becomes the bigger brother and remains mean.

I wish I was a Sith Lord.
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If you see dreadlocks and a staff coming towards you very rapidly, you're in trouble.

Supreme Commander Alor

You would. But Sith Lords would be the lowest rank.

I wish I was asleep.
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Once known as Darth Marix

High Mage Serratus

You would sleep forever and ever.

I wish that I had a mega-awesome super-cool bass guitar that I could play and that I would never lose any limbs.
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If you see dreadlocks and a staff coming towards you very rapidly, you're in trouble.

Darth Rachk

Your wish doesn't come true and you lose a limb.

I wish that I was an awesome Dragon.
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Jastin · Sith Apprentice Joined: 02 Oct 2009 Posts: 271

You would be the only dragon and there wouldn't be any female dragons and the government would hunt you down.I wish I could read minds.

Darth Rachk

You would read everybody's minds, and then you would find out that everybody hated you.

I wish that I had a sith infiltrator in real life.
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Darth Thrax

It came true, but it was only an eight inch model of it.

I wish I didn't have so much stuff to do on these Star Wars sites.
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Darth Rachk

It comes true, but you cant do anything anymore on any star wars site.

I wish I could kill with out consequence.
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Jastin · Sith Apprentice Joined: 02 Oct 2009 Posts: 271

You could but you would only be able to kill ants.I wish my dog was a sith lord because she's really tough already so she would be awesome as a sith.

High Mage Serratus

Your dog is anointed as a Sith Lord - with boiling lava. Her body is consumed by the fires of the volcano and she dies a slow, painful death.

I wish I wished an untwistable wish.
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If you see dreadlocks and a staff coming towards you very rapidly, you're in trouble.

Darth Rachk

Your wish comes true and this thread dies, because nobody can twist your wish.

I wish all disease was eradicated.
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High Mage Serratus

Disease is eradicated and the entire medical system collapses. Then the Martians arrive and kill us with THEIR LASERS.

I wish I was a fish in a dish.
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If you see dreadlocks and a staff coming towards you very rapidly, you're in trouble.

Darth Rachk

You would be eaten, then thrown up do to your disgusting taste.

I wish I had my own personal computer, instead of using my dads all the time.
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Lord Aequitas

Your dad would then use yours all the time.

I wish.

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