High Prophet Crozeus
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God-mod duelsI thought it would be fun to have a duel in which people can completely god-mod. Obviously it wouln't be serious.
Example:
Bob walked into the dojo and cut Jim's head off.
Jim grew two heads and cut Bob in half.
From each half a new Bob sprouted.
etc.
Anyone interested? It would be nice to have a lighthearted rp.
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Sadow
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Sadow walks in and sets fire to Prophet Crozeus.
The fire consumes Crozeus completely while the sadistic laugh of Sadow emplifies his pains. 
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High Prophet Crozeus
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Even though he was on fire Crozeus controlled the weather and froze it. He then clapped his hands and the ground opened up under Sadow, sending him plummeting to Kuat's core.
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Sadow
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Just before reaching the core of Kuat, Sadow clapped his hands and a new tunnel opened for him sending him back to the surface. Meanwhile he summoned a violent tornado, which picked up Crozeus and tossed him away like a cloth puppet.
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High Prophet Crozeus
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Crozeus flew through the air for a while, before spreading his arms and flattening his skin to make wings. He arced gracefully around before igniting his lightsaber and cutting Sadow to pieces as he flew past.
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Major General Celestial
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Celestial came in and kicked poth of them in the head, and broke their necks.
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Darth Macht
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Macht wasn't even there, but you all melted into gross-looking body fluids for no explained reason.
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High Prophet Crozeus
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The pool of body fluids that was Crozeus spread out into millions of tiny droplets, all springing up into brand new versions of Crozeus. They all ignited lightsabers and hacked Celestial apart.
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Darth Macht
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Boom!
Everyone died, including Macht.
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High Mage Serratus
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But Serratus was immortal and started kicking the little bits of everybody else around like footballs.
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Sadow
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Sadow resurrected, and danced on the grave of Macht.
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High Prophet Crozeus
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The millions of Crozeus also resurrected and morphed together into a Dragon, which ripped the others apart.
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Sadow
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Except for Sadow, who got stuck in the throat of the mighty dragon. Sadow turned himself into a chocolate cookie and the dragon choked on it and he sadly died with great dishonor.
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High Mage Serratus
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Then Serratus cut his way out of the Dragon's corpse and ate the Sadow-ship cookie.
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Major General Celestial
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Then Celestial came back and ran through Serratus. He turned Crozeus into a force cookie and then offered it to Sadow so he would join the military. Sadow ate it.
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Supreme Commander Alor
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Marix ordered the fleets to bombard the planet they were on and all were cast into tiny little bits of atomic dust. While Marix had the fleets leave the area to minimize damage. 
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High Prophet Crozeus
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The atomised dust of the millions of Crozeus' formed into new Crozeus, now there were billions. The army of Crozeus' zoomed through space and found Marix, and used their combined Force ability to rip his ships apart.
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Major General Celestial
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Then celestial came back to life and killed Crozeus. He absorbed all of the atoms.
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High Prophet Crozeus
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The billions of Crozeus' got uspet that Celestial had killed one. They all cried, and their crying was so loud it formed a sonic wave which blew every person's head in the whole galaxy apart.
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Supreme Commander Alor
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Marix had hidden half of his fleets elsewhere and had the shipyards make more ships and was soon back in business. He wore his ear plugs so his head did not explode with the rest of them.
Using new warp technology he sent half of the Crozeus particles into Hyperspace, from which they could not escape. And the other half to the Maw, where they were sucked into the black holes.
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High Prophet Crozeus
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The millions of Crozeus' in the Maw came out of the black holes and used the maw installation to make hundreds of Death Stars, which proceeded to destroy every planet in the universe. The other half in hyperspace broke free through sheer awesomeness and hunted down Marix, eating him whole.
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Supreme Commander Alor
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Marix had cloned himself, and Crozeus was eating his clone. Using a Thought Bomb, Marix turned all of the Corzeuses into mush and goo, which was gobbled up by Force Creatures.
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Major General Celestial
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Celestial then stabbed Marix with a poison coated blade. The he thought what the heck and cut his head off.
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Sadow
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Sadow warped himself into Force cage, where no one could reach him or harm him. He took a cup of coffee and sat back in a lazy chair to relax for a bit.
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Supreme Commander Alor
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Marix's decapitated body and head turned into full Marix's each and proceed to grab Celestial by his arms and legs and rip him apart.
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Sadow
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Sadow grabbed some popcorn and from his Force cage he cheered for Marix.
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Darth Macht
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Macht reincarnated and began dancing. Nothing happened.
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High Prophet Crozeus
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Several hundred thousand Crozeus' joined Macht in dancing.
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