The Imperial HoloNet
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Letters to the EditorGeneral discussion of all things HoloNet-related!
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High Prophet Crozeus
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Yay holonet!
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Emperor Shadow
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I'm excited.
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Darth Macht
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As am I.
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Supreme Commander Alor
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Markaro Dallow? Really? I made "Markaro" up!! So awesome to see it catching on!
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High Prophet Crozeus
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And Tarna got Dallow. I actually thought you were the writers judging by the blatant names
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Lord Aequitas
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Oh, Valorum was mentioned too. Are we related, I wonder?
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High Prophet Crozeus
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Long lost brothers. You have one broken half of the amulet... etc
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Supreme Commander Alor
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| Prophet Crozeus wrote: | And Tarna got Dallow. I actually thought you were the writers judging by the blatant names  |
Who says we aren't? Tarna and I combined our talents to create Markaro Dallow, who is actually Tarna's son, named after his good friend Markaro Vos.
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High Prophet Crozeus
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You know, one could interpret that as meaning something quite different.
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Emperor Shadow
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I love the name integration.
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Darth Cruiciatus
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Why Am I not the business guy? Jew Here.
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Supreme Commander Alor
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| Prophet Crozeus wrote: | | You know, one could interpret that as meaning something quite different. |
Good God, you are right. I meant our writing talents everyone, writing and intelligence. lol
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Darth Cruiciatus
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
That one about the women's clothing is amazing!
If this is what the Holonet is going to be like, I love it.
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Emperor Shadow
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I imagine there's plenty to it.
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Darth Cruiciatus
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Oh man, that is awesome.
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Emperor Shadow
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I'm rather pleased with how it's all shaping up.
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Darth Cruiciatus
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It wasn't funny until the last paragraph. Then it became extremely hilarious.
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Emperor Shadow
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I'm sure it was written that way. It was enjoyable.
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Darth Cruiciatus
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Wonder what Ducki will say about it.
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High Prophet Crozeus
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I loved it!
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Supreme Commander Alor
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Is it possible for one to OOC join up for this? I love what this is about and would like to contribute from an OOC stanpoint. Perhaps a Military Correspondent? Or something like the news transmissions from Starship Troopers?
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Lady Ducki
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Wow, that was pretty funny . Even though I'm not a big fashion person.
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Grand Inquisitor Prognie
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This HoloNet is delicious like candy.
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High Prophet Crozeus
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No Prognie! Stop eating your computer!
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Supreme Commander Alor
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| Supreme Commander Marix wrote: | | Is it possible for one to OOC join up for this? I love what this is about and would like to contribute from an OOC stanpoint. Perhaps a Military Correspondent? Or something like the news transmissions from Starship Troopers? |
Why am I being ignored!?
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High Prophet Crozeus
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Cause you are
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Emperor Shadow
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But this is entirely IC.
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High Prophet Crozeus
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He means to write for it, but it seems unlikely that the Supreme Commander would find the time to write articles.
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Supreme Commander Alor
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Marix would probably not have the time to write. But Chris [The mind behind the Supreme Commander] would, lol.
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High Prophet Crozeus
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He's a schizo!
Odin, come quick!
I didn't know that it was Will doing this, I thought it was Matt. Then I saw both on at the same time, then I knew.
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Supreme Commander Alor
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The user list is updated every five minutes. So it is possible for you and your secondary account to be on at the same time. Or if you use a new tab or a proxy, you can both be on at the same time.
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High Prophet Crozeus
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New tabs don't work - when you refresh the other one comes back.
I don't know about Proxys.
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Emperor Shadow
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I wasn't going to announce I was the brains behind the operation, but when I heard Matt was getting the credit... well I just didn't have a choice now did I?
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Lord Aequitas
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lol
Good point. Although, I knew it was you. You told me months ago about this idea.
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Darth Cruiciatus
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I thought it was someone with a creative mind.
Wait, Shadow wrote Life of Empress Saber.
I'm dumb.
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Supreme Commander Alor
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Perhaps a Top Story on Marix getting ennobled?
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Lord Aequitas
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You're not the only one.
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High Prophet Crozeus
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New Lords!
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High Prophet Crozeus
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((Double-post))
Sorry about the virus lads, really
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Lord Aequitas
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Ah well, I'm nice and comfortable in my office on Kuat. It's nice and plush.
Which reminds me, I must write that Guest Editorial...
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Supreme Commander Alor
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When can we expect the next issue/broadcast?
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Emperor Shadow
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I think the editors were waiting to see if anyone had noticed the blackout. Soon, I should imagine.
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Lord Aequitas
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The Queen of Naboo did write something..
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High Prophet Crozeus
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Haha, I think the Supreme Commander's question has been answered
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Darth Cruiciatus
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LAWL @ Prognie.
You should do some finance stuff.
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Lady Ducki
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Nice to see some new articles. I liked the Prognie one .
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Sovereign Defender Tarna
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Typical. An Ewok Head.
(( Bush gets a shoe, I get an Ewok head. ))
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Emperor Shadow
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It works.
And yeah, new articles are always nice.
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Grand Inquisitor Prognie
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Way to turn a dirty situation into such a light hearted moment.
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Emperor Shadow
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The editors attempt to do their part.
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High Prophet Crozeus
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Out of curisosity, do you enjoy the occasional Ewok hunt?
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Emperor Shadow
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Prognie or I?
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High Prophet Crozeus
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Both. All of you!
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Supreme Commander Alor
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Of course I'd be picked to oppose the Finance appointment. lol
I like the Aequitas comment about the Death Star and Star Destroyer. That made me chuckle.
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High Prophet Crozeus
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Where was that?
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Lord Aequitas
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Yeah, I liked that quote too.
It's in the place where prognie held the moff council hostage.
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High Prophet Crozeus
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Aha, very good. Nice to have a SW equivilant of "he lost his marbles" etc.
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Grand Inquisitor Prognie
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that was a misprint, it would be me making someone else fly their star destroyer into a death star.
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Sovereign Defender Tarna
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I like how even if I don't speak, or even say much, I'm mentioned in the majority of the articles, even if I'm just standing next to the person its about
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Emperor Shadow
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Most of the news has been about the Moff's Council in a roundabout way.
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Lord Aequitas
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Mages are safe
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Emperor Shadow
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They're too new to put the hurt on.
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Lord Aequitas
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Awww. I'd hug you if I weren't a Sith and you weren't more powerful than I.
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Supreme Commander Alor
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Its "The Sith Imperial Armed Forces"...
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Darth Macht
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I don't entirely understand... who writes this stuff?
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Supreme Commander Alor
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Its a secret.
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Darth Macht
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If we do something ultra-important, can we get in the news? (ex: raising taxes on our moffdom-planet, going psycho, building military, etc.)
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Emperor Shadow
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Hah. Ya'll are charming.
I write the articles, Darth Macht.
The Imperial Armed Forces may be different than the Sith Armed Forces.
Ever consider that?
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Darth Cruiciatus
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Marix just got military owned by a former prophet.
That's just sad.
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Emperor Shadow
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I was a Prophet before the Military was even really up and running. Hah.
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High Prophet Crozeus
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Prophets win. We'll Force you out. Pun intended.
Eh, I've raised taxes so much it's not funny.
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Lord Aequitas
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I've tightened immigration. Anyone who has been on Naboo for less than 3 years and does not have Naboo parent(s) are being deported. Bad aliens.
Yay for the Traditional Party
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High Prophet Crozeus
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Are you like the BNP?
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Lord Aequitas
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No, and we're not like the nazi's.
We're quite conservative and are a human only party. As in human supremecy.
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Supreme Commander Alor
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| Darth Cruiciatus wrote: | Marix just got military owned by a former prophet.
That's just sad. |
The Military that I created and now run is called "The Sith Imperial Armed Forces". It also happens to be the largest military presence in the galaxy. So his "Sith Armed Forces" and "Imperial Armed Forces" can run and hide.
As for Church vs Military: There was war and fighting before people turned to religion.
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High Prophet Crozeus
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And why did people turn to religion? As an answer to war.
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Supreme Commander Alor
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Nah. religion was created by and for those who weren't good enough, strong enough, or smart enough for war.
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Lord Aequitas
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You then.
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High Prophet Crozeus
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Hehe, you vs Praxeum 1v1.
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Supreme Commander Alor
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| Grand Mage Aequitas wrote: | | You then. |
Not exactly a logical statement. Considering I am the one in charge of war...
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Lord Aequitas
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I thought we were speaking as OOC beings.
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Emperor Shadow
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...
This doesn't relate to a HoloNet article, gentlemen.
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Darth Macht
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Hrm....
1) This is on topic, where does Shadow get the stories for this? Does he have member permission to screw around with their characters?
2) Is there an area where we can post updates about decisions made on our planets (not Imperial-fund-draining projects, but more minor things like raising taxes, deporting immigrants, establishing an official sub-political party, etc.)? That was somewhat off topic, but could lead to news.
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High Prophet Crozeus
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I believe you can PM the HoloNet account with story drafts.
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Emperor Shadow
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I tend to scan roleplays for juicy details that I feel are canonical. But you can PM me or the HoloNet account information you'd like to be included in an article. Darth Crozeus sent me some details that I included in the break-in at Anomid.
I'm not "screwing" with characters. I'm quoting them.
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Darth Cruiciatus
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Screw around with my character. Make it say that he went insane or something and that he was ordered to be kept at Vjun. Do whatever.
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High Prophet Crozeus
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You know how wrong that sounds?
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Darth Cruiciatus
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What was that, Mr. Sheep New Zealand?
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High Prophet Crozeus
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Now now, that's not related to a story is it. Although I can imagine it.
"Crozeus gets voted Mr. Sheep New Zealand 2009!"
Not half as wrong as what you said on LIVE the other day about Deadly Games...
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Darth Cruiciatus
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Oh, that would be perfect. I'd get banned in a second, though. Still, the lulz generated from it would be epic.
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High Prophet Crozeus
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I wear white, I will have you know.
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Lord Aequitas
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And I wear whatever colour is in my GIMP thread in the art forum
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High Prophet Crozeus
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You have a vairety of pretty coloured robes.
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Lord Aequitas
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I do. Royal Blue, Crimson, Beige, Black, White, Red, Sky Blue, Green...
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High Prophet Crozeus
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I have several different shades of white.
Gok Wan would be proud.
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Lord Aequitas
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He would. But I'm taken. HA! In your face Gok Wan!
Aequitas is actually quite stylish..
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High Prophet Crozeus
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lol
He is isn't he? But I can't help but notice he tends to dress like the Pope...
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Lord Aequitas
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It's just so "in"
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Lady Ducki
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I definitely enjoyed these new articles .
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