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Ron Burgundy
I wanna say something. I'm gonna put it out there; if you like it, you can take it, if you don't, send it right back. I want to be on you.
Brian Fantana
No, she gets a special cologne... It's called Sex Panther by Odeon. It's illegal in nine countries... Yep, it's made with bits of real panther, so you know it's good.
Champ Kind
I woke up on the floor of some Japanese family's rec room, and they would NOT stop screaming!
Bill Lawson
Bob Dylan once wrote, The times, they are a-changin. Ron Burgundy had never heard that song.
Wes Mantooth
At the bottom of my gut, with every inch of me, I plain, straight hate you. But dammit, do I respect you!
Ron Burgundy
I love scotch. Scotchy, scotch, scotch. Here it goes down, down into my belly...
Ron Burgundy
I'm a man who discovered the wheel and built the Eiffel Tower out of metal and brawn. That's what kind of man I am. You're just a woman with a small brain. With a brain a third the size of us. It's science.
Ron Burgundy [clears throat]
Well, I could be wrong, but I believe, uh, diversity is an old, old wooden ship that was used during the Civil War era.
Ron Burgundy [after jumping into the grizzly bear pit at the San Diego Zoo]
I immediately regret this decision.
Ron Burgundy [Ron's dog barks at him]
You know I don't speak Spanish.
News Station Employee [after smelling the Sex Panther cologne]
It smells like a turd covered in burnt hair!
Champ Kind
I will smash your face into a car windshield, and then take your mother, Dorothy Mantooth, out for a nice seafood dinner and never call her again!
Ron Burgundy [driving in car, speaking to Baxter]
Oh, Baxter, you are my little gentleman. I'll take you to foggy London town 'cause you are my little gentleman. Wow, this burrito is delicious, but it is filling.
[throws burrito out the window]
All quotes are from Anchorman.
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